Reblog if you want anons to tell you who they ship you with and why.

jungtaekitten:

I wish I was pretty but like actually pretty, not “my friends and family think I’m pretty because they’re my friends and family” pretty.

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Terrible Texts From Mom

ridinghi:

skye-the-panda:

The “crackalackin” had me falling over

good laugh

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octopusbath:

gaycave:

thighrabanks:

szarabasjka:

ilovecharts:

A quick look at British and American spelling

American english is like real english but badly spelled…

At least our words are spelled more similarly to how they’re pronounced. Tell me how the “gh” in “draught” sounds like an “f” and yet the “gh” in “plough” sounds like a “w”

All English is weird. Rough still has the “f” sound. The best thing English has done is remove gender from everyday objects. The water isn’t masculine or feminine it’s goddamn water.

The grey/gray explains SO MUCH of the struggle I had in grade school. I must have had some exposure to British spelling early on, because I was frequently marked down for very simple differences like this. Grey/Gray was one I will always remember, because of the inconsistent “correction” I received from various teachers. I could not figure it out for years. Literally. I figured this one out in college.
When I started my Bachelor’s degree.

octopusbath:

gaycave:

thighrabanks:

szarabasjka:

ilovecharts:

A quick look at British and American spelling

American english is like real english but badly spelled…

At least our words are spelled more similarly to how they’re pronounced. Tell me how the “gh” in “draught” sounds like an “f” and yet the “gh” in “plough” sounds like a “w”

All English is weird. Rough still has the “f” sound. The best thing English has done is remove gender from everyday objects. The water isn’t masculine or feminine it’s goddamn water.

The grey/gray explains SO MUCH of the struggle I had in grade school. I must have had some exposure to British spelling early on, because I was frequently marked down for very simple differences like this. Grey/Gray was one I will always remember, because of the inconsistent “correction” I received from various teachers. I could not figure it out for years. Literally. I figured this one out in college.
When I started my Bachelor’s degree.

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justinibiebers:

stuff you ask your mom:

  • mom where’s my towel
  • mom what do we eat for dinner
  • mom what time is it
  • mom where’s my phone
  • mom when do you come back
  • mom what day is it

stuff you ask your dad

  • dad where is mom

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tutimon886:

mbrainspaz:

So my university had a ‘stress-free resort’ station set up today to help students combat the stress of finals week.
There was a coloring table
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complete with Lion King coloring books
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There was a lego table
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and PUPPIES
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also, free massages. 

This is the most wonderful thing that ever happened in four years of college. 

Our school should do this

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daisyvalley:

thefinalhidingplace:

tyleroakley:

DOGS ARE SUCH GLORIOUS CREATURES.

Yes

I love dogs so much oh my god

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